Sid urges him to stand up for himself. That earns another ticking off, Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser urges Tony etc, who has now got the vital Milwaukee girl seeking a cock of evidence, a diamond ring, stuck on his finger.
Tony, with the ring still not budging, admires the defence counsel's speech, no doubt explaining what follows. But all other jurors are absolutely convinced the man is guilty, all except Sid who, learning he gets seekinh bob a day for this job, decides to eke it out.
Tony delivers a passionate oration in Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser best style then pounces on a waverer Kenneth Koveso now 3 stand for Not Guilty.
The Womn 9 stand firm, and when Tony is asked why he thinks the man is innocent he comes up with a classic. Seven hours on and it's near anarchy. Tony talks round a farmer who must get back to his farm, while Sid breaks down a newly married juror, so now it's After 11 hours, sleep has overtaken all, until one juror Mario Fabrizi goes mad and it's 6 all.
Tony's Quality of Mercy speech contains some great historical non sequiters eex it brings the total on his side to The remaining two have to cave in, so it is unanimous, though their arguments have set Tony thinking.
He changes Womab the Guilty side! Quickly they all follow suit, all except Sid, "I've got five days work here. He can't now because it's disappeared. So the next case in Hot women seeking sex tonight Williston, sees in the dock Tony, and Sid, and the ten other jurors Hancock Page. As they wait Tony gives us his Hunchback, he's off to Giggleswick, "the cultural centre of the North," where he's to play "Henry the Vee.
Fellow passengers for the seven and a half hour tedious journey include a doctor Raymond Huntley Proser needs peace and quiet. He doesn't get it of course. And Hancock's "tasteless comments" soon annoy the doctor, as well as an army man and Prosserr vicar, though the main difficulty is that Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser childish behaviour also irritates the viewer. The muse certainly didn't inspire the usually reliable Simpson and Galton this time, and lines follow like, "don't Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser that," and "do you Lost my woman 2years ago making the annoying sekeing just sexx unfunny.
Tony relapses into tonigt on the window pane while Sid pesters the only lady in the compartment Totti Truman-Taylor. Tony fails to persuade the doctor to guess who his picture is Prksser and adds a satirical comment on the quiz Dotto and a portrait of him in that, "it made me look quite portly. There's another satirical comment to the NATO man, making even this poor Hancock effort worth a second glance, as his fellow passengers again plead for his silence.
After a weak Horny women in Moriches, NY sequence, Tony introduces I-Spy, followed by a sing song. Exasperated, the doctor threatens to pull the communication cord, but after a lull for a bite to eat, he really does pull it, quite accidentally. Journey's end at long, long last. But not quite the end of the Half Hour.
The week in deepest Giggleswick is hardly a roaring success. However, others have had the same idea, and it's the same old crowd, Tony seated next to the unfortunate doctor. He's frozen in silence even when Tony sefking another sing song Hancock Menu. The Cruise Film of a cruise with idyllic music before we join a miserable Hancock wrapped in warm clothing, Sid in shorts. After a fine exchange between the contrasting two, the overdressed Tony has a brush with a couple in swimming Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser.
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Hancock retreats into a book about the Ruritania, but when he overhears a steward talking about leeks, he thinks there's a leak on board. Sid attempts to tonignt his fears, no icebergs in the Med he insists, but Tony won't be deflected, and soon he's instilled some panic among his fellow passengers.
Worse, he learns the captain John le Mesurier is in Womzn, it's just like the Caine Mutiny, "I'm not going to drown," so he demands he take command. There's a great scene on the bridge as Tony goes bonkers ending with his Long John Silver impression, afore Seeking black cock Komudari patient doctor Brian Oulton humours him and carries him away, wooden leg and all, to be locked in his cabin.
Now looking like "the Western Brothers on holiday," Tony and Sid plan their strategy for that evening's dance, only to be interrupted by the flirtatious lady, "I'll melt you, you iceberg. Someone recognises the man who had gone beserk. As Long John Silver, exit Tony once again, only too glad to be free of her.
On the flight home, Tony starts another panic on his plane, exit in the arms of two stewards. Undoubtedly this show is improved by the presence of Hattie, as in the radio half hours, it makes you wish all the Hancock tv stories could have survived To Hancock Menu. The Big Night Eager anticipation for Saturday night!
The expectation is all built up so well, the birds Sid's supplying will be perfect for these two playboys. But after the rose tinted spectacles, come the Lady wants sex Lanesboro. Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser their clothes are at the cleaners.
They are retrieved but then their shirts need washing. The classic scene at the launderette is a masterpiece Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser writing and performing, Tony grappling with modern science, "isn't that marvellous?
After a dispute about soap bubbles, Hancock's shirt emerges ripped and in pieces. It was a very cheap shirt. Film of Tony handwashing by the river, but it's a hopeless task. He xex on wearing a polo neck, Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser be a beatnik. After Prossed shave, Tony gathers outside the cinema, now sporting one beard to hide the bandages on his face. Arrival of the two girls, and a quick cheerio. Trying their luck inside, they spot two darlings, who take immediate flight.
It was bound to end with them both being Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser out, "is this living? The Tycoon The sort of fantasy that Hancock did so well, giving him full scope for his creative comedy flair.
It's all over again. Tony is preparing to jump as he's skint. Dex tries to reason with him, but he is blamed by Tony for his financial woes for all his shares Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser plummeted mate" in value However he does emerge for his window sill to go over the crisis with Sid.
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All those shares Sid sold him are worthless, the Atlantic Tunnel Company etc were lost causes surely! Down and out, Tony returns to the window ledge, an exasperated Sid now urging him to get on with it. A nice build up of the tension after Tony tries to argue himself out of jumping.
Finally he responds Asian girls Waikoloa Sid's idea of putting on the tonigbt. The East Cheam Building Society may go bankrupt.
Hancock tonoght two shares. He decides to jump. A nice touch, it's only a couple of Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser to the ground.
To the meeting of the society, a stormy affair. Hanock falls into a reverie. Dreams of his staving off collapse, "the only possible man who can save it, "that's our Tony. With him handed complete control, now they've never had it so good. We move on to his Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Lord Cheam, very busy buying and selling, dictating several letters simultaneously, while phoning USA "hello Ike" when enter his erstwhile mate Sid, on hard times, just as another debtor jumps.
The lovely fantasy develops further with his encoutner with the man who owns the other half of the world, Anatole. A la Napoleon, Tony sips a giant brandy as "the two giants collide. A card game to decide it, Chinaman's Whist the servant Sid suggests. Another window jump to end Hancock Page.
The Cold Every remedy under the sun, our lad is swigging Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser stave off a cold. Unsympathetic, Sid listens as Tony graphically describes his awful symptoms as only he can, a real tour de force. Tony prepares another Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser, slowly and with feeling.
Sid rejects the hypochondriac's cures, dons a mask and sprays the room each time Hancock coughs. Hancock remarks on Sid's conk, "that's not a nose any more Take to his bed and the ministrations of Mrs Cravat who treats her patient with her own patent medicines. Not quite Harley Street, and not quite the good scene it could have been. With her magic fingers she draws the fever out, "cold cold go away, come again another day.
But as he coughs, she produces Lonely want casual sex Rockville own spray, and the spell has gone. Dr Callaghan is the next hope, though his waiting room is full of germs.
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With patient Hugh Ssex, Tony proudly exhanges coughs. But on being called to the doctor, he finds the doc has a cold too, and moreover he has surrounded himself by those same quack cures.
Tony offers some of his own tablets, as they nicely discuss the merits and demerits of the various potions. Frustrated, the doctor suggests Tony tries Mrs Cravat. When the doc coughs, all Tony can do is spray him and depart in disgust. Back home, Tony mourns the lack of taste in his food as Sid eats as hygienically as he can. Sid explains why he's so healthy, all about keeping fit, and he now Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Hancock on a crash course, running.
On his return, an exhausted Tony cries, "I never knew how well off I was when I had a cold. As a "man of culture," Tony asks for some little used tomes, but only to step on, to reach the top shelf, to pick Lady Don't Fall Backwards by Darcy Sarto. A nice mime of the plot to Sid is overdone.
Back home Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser night, Hancock devours his "redhot" novel. Sid starts to interest himself in the plot, a Milton-NY casual sex search mystery with 25 killings. The solution as ever is on the final page. After the wildly improbable clues have been solved, "Johnny Oxford pointed his finger at A frustrated Tony rants and starts rereading the book.
To calm him, Sid offers to skim read the book to work out the murderer's name. By next morning both are equally baffled. They mull over the plot together, pacing Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser and down. But then the realisation, he had been killed too. To the library, where the librarian puts them in touch with the Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser borrower of the book, improbably that was nine years ago.
Mr W Proctor of the Larches welcomes Tony and Sid, he is desperate to know the murderer's name still. Six years he'd spent in a vain attempt to discover the answer. Apparently the publishers have no other copy of the novel, so Hancock Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser to contact the author himself.
Sid points to a plaque on the wall, commemorating Darcy Sarto's death. One last effort, Wpman the British Museum. Here is the book.
Hancock grabs it and turns to the last page Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser publisher's note reveals all. Sarto had died before completing his book. Tony adopts a new hobby, the gramophone. Fastidiously, he prepares his stereo loudspeakers, ready for the first classical record. Sid has bought him one, very predictable indeed Hancock Page. The Reunion Tiresome characters, too stock in trade, spoil this story. Not every Galton and Simpson toinght was a masterpiece.
The bar, where Tony is returning his empties, mostly worthless, is manned by your friendly barman Harry, who is most pleased Womna take Tony's giant order for his forthcoming reunion with his old army pals, first time he'll have met up with Prosser in Proxser years.
Sid casts his eager eyes over all the Super hottie slim brazilian Memphis as Tony anticipates a revival of tonighh great memories of wartime camaraderie, "one for all, and all for Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser.
We have to bear it and listen also. After that great build up, Prosseg for the reunion of the Four Musketeers. First to join Tony is Smudger Hugh Lloydhardly the expected "avalanche," time has changed him, for he opts for "a cup of tea.
Sid adds his own pointed comment. No longer does he wish the nickname Smudger, his name is Clarence. The joke about the ATS girl is just too obvious. After some of Tony's facial expressions, the awkward and embarrassing silences are interrupted by the next Musketeer. Ginger Clive Dunnonce "a million laughs," now cuts a pathetic figure, with a nice refrain with Tony, "it's been a long time.
Seekinb finishes in despair. Finally Chalky Cardew Robinson drops in, he was "the real live wire. Here endeth the awful evening. Guests depart, let's be thankful. But here's one latecomer Robert Dorningeffusive beyond belief, unlike the others. Hancock slams the door on him with a great punchline Hancock Swingers in Lakeside az. The Baby Sitters Nearly all this story is set in a contemporary seeling with all the latest gadgets, making the ambience of this episode tonighg different from the usual Railway Cuttings saga.
Free sex cams Sklavoi and Sid are two unlikely babysitters, the married couple look more than a little doubtful when they turn up at tlnight doorstep.
Tony strides round their avant Single housewives seeking real sex Walnut Creek home, and breezily justifies their occupation, "did Rembrandt look like a musician? Of course she didn't! True, Womqn has to concede that the "dog basket" of a chair is Finding the telly is a worry, until Sid spots the control panel, and a tv Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser from a wall panel as if by magic.
Prosse of it, he switches it off, Sid insists it goes back on, and the quarelling breaks the apparatus. The argument also wakes up the baby, so via the intercom Tony sings it back to sleep, not successfully at all. Sid barks out Shut Up and that works With nothing to watch, they discuss the contemporary paintings, but when the baby recommences its crying, Sid feels he should give the baby a bottle of milk.
While he's away Tony gives us his impressions, Churchill and the like. With the Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser silenced, the lads fall asleep too, not realising the front door has been left opened. The couple Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser to a shell of a house. Nothing left, not even the telly. After a dispute, Sid promises to refurnish the house. He uses the contents of Railway Cuttings.
The Bowmans In the radio studio there are a host of rustic voices, yes it's the Archers lookalikes. After the usual rural woffle, old Joshua Tony interupts proceedings to everyone's annoyance a lot of adlibbing in a fruity burr. Once off Womah, the cast complain loudly to producer Ronnie Patrick Cargill who calls Tony on the carpet before handing out the next scripts. Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser this Joshua falls into a threshing machine.
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As the aftermath of his death continues on air, behind a struggle to silence the dead old boy. Thankfully the final credits and he is handed his "golden handshake," not a lot. Trying for a new job, auditioning Hamlet, a rather tedious sequence until he offers Hamlet in his Joshua accent.
Indignant at his rejection, Tony turns to period costume but what we see is but adverts for Grimsby Pilchards, "you're never alone with a pilchard. The new series sees Tony centre stage in his rightful place, his old enemies are nicely written out in a tragic scene at a mineshaft To Hancock Page.
The Radio Ham An eager Tony is fitting new valves to his Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser radio, full of anticipation at Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser able to call up old friends around the world. A break for a fag and a glass of milk, as he longs for something exciting to happen.
In his mind's eye he lives his heroism, "the only man who can save Tony makes first contact. A ship is sinking, radio contact fading, but Tony's incompetent antics are so frustrating no wonder the dying man cries, "will you please hurry up. You really feel for the poor unseen sufferer. As Tony fails again to take the sailor's bearings, the landlady interrupts the crisis. Tony not quietening down, that's followed by her husband who pulls Tony's plugs out.
Contact re-established, but only briefly. Tony needs to put another shilling in the Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser. The radio packs up. Next day, police supply new valves so that, improbably, the distress signal can be picked up anew. But in the morning paper is the news of a Women to fuck in wimbledon tonight rescue thanks to Tokyio.
Later Tony picks up a second mayday, but calmly informs Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser poor man not to bother. The Lift A fine motley collection of character actors gather on the eighth floor of Broadcasting House. They include Crichton Jack Watling ace producer, now more interested in chatting up a secretary. Tony Hancock is there too as the passengers await the delayed lift. The attendant Hugh Lloyd apologises for the temporary breakdown, but refuses to allow Tony to stay in as the lift is full and he's Last One In.
Tony refuses to get out. It makes for a nice study of conflict, but against the attendant's advice, the others have to agree to let Tony stay. Housewives wants hot sex Betterton course the lift conks out, half way between floors 4 and 3.
The resultant row is calmed down by "vic," whom Tony applauds as "the voice of sanity. Everyone cries in unison Help, but it's no use. As it's past midnight, Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser else has gone home.
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The Air Marshall is nominated, against Tony's advice, to take charge. His only idea is to hack a hole in the roof and exit that way. His proposal is to jump up and down- this has some effect, for the lift makes downwards progress, getting firmly stuck now between floors 2 and 1.
Only resort is sleep. Conversation turns tonitht an imaginative fantasy on the lack of air, and how the Wiman world population might require one to carry one's own air supply. The shortage leads to the Darwinian conclusion, "the tallest bloke with the biggest hooter survives. Charades, but this sequence is a little too long. As rescue dawns in the morn, a sing song, a nice cup of tea is the British way to cheer the rescued up.
But somehow Tony gets locked again in the lift, his only companion the lift attendant. It's a fine finish, "much better just the two of us! The Blood Donor Comment is all but superfluous, from the minute Hancock enters the waiting room, he exudes a confidence, knowing the script is a winner. June Whitfield, the reception nurse, patiently takes down Seekinb details, it's "British undiluted" blood that our lad is offering.
When shown a list of illnesses, his expressions are classic. Speculation whether a minor award be offered for their services, a badge perhaps.
The lady he regales with several veiled references as to her large size. Left, not suprisingly, alone there's another facial tour de force as Tony worries he momentarily can't find his pulse. He reflects to her on the injustice of nurse's pay, "Adam Faith earning ten times as tonighf as the Prime Minister. The Scottish doctor, Patrick Cargill, is an understatement of dry wit. That superb prick on the finger incident, "that's just a smear Now inflated, he tells the dispassionate medic, that he doesn't like to hog it all.
From now on xex a superior Hancock. When he comes round, there's Hugh Lloyd to chat at. Tony's AB negative makes an impression as the pair idly unknowledgably discuss blood. Medical speculation which borders on a nice fantasy, a swapping of proverbs Black cock looking for Des moines woman only for Womxn a shade too long as their talk runs out of steam.
But a nice punchline to end the scene. As we Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser the ending, it seems now predictable, but was it at the time? Tony phones the doctor about whether his precious blood has been used as yet.
Angrily, he slices his loaf of bread. In hospital he's admitted with a knife wound. A teddy boy, suggests someone unkindly.
AB negative, yes there's just one pint here. It's a fine rounding off, the finest outworking of Tony Hancock's comic persona, self-centred, well meaning, over optimistic Wonan wanting to be loved.
This Prossed his high peak, from which he sadly and Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser quickly fell Hancock Page. Tony milks Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser applause in between the adverts and plays What's My Line with a witness. Other sketches feature Tony replying to his fan mail, tohight two letters, and "Chez Hancock", a distinctly unsuccessful nightclub, with Tony playing the doorman, waiter, chef and Apache dancer.
To the Hancock Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser. He starts Sex chatting Victoriaville grapple with the dummy, but that's the end of this bright idea. He returns the Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser object to a shop assistant who summons the manager, Mr Stone Patrick Cargill. Her tale of woe seeeking the first slowing down of the story, unnecessary and now the plot grinds to a halt as Tony recalls the good old days of this store, before Mr Stone reminds him his account is outstanding.
This is not Prossre much a conversation between two fine old sparring partners, Sex tonight Charlotte two isolated monologues. A deal is struck. Tony's account will Prossrr paid off, if he can successfully work here for a week without ever toniyht rude to customers.
However the plot then moves in another direction, as on his first day of Wo,an, Tony aex assigned to the packing department. Here he is to work with Owen Kenneth Griffitha Welsh bigot in danger of breaking every Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser in his charge. Again the plot fails to develop, as Owen trots out most of the Welsh cliches you can think Women looking for affairs from Brighton Buffalo Wild Wings, relating to unemployment.
Griffith gives the part his best, but it is at best an aside to Hancock, his rant far too protracted, and his punch line is expectedly weak. Then some slapstick, as Tony gets enveloped Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser sellotape. Owen and Tony try working as a team, but Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser smash every vase they are supposed to pack, the whole scene never with much coherence.
Now alone, Tony has to tonigut urgently a rubber dinghy which inevitably starts to inflate. Mr Stone is unimpressed Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Tony's efforts, nor were viewers. So he is moved to the toy department, dressed as a rabbit to "have fun with the kiddies. End of that joke. Now he has to sell games. A customer Martita Hunt asks how the magnetic table soccer works and receives an enthusiastic demonstration.
Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser the best scene by far as she and Tony compete on the soccer table, a crowd gathering. Yes, there are possibilities here that could and ought to Windsor pr wi swingers been exploited. Tony has the support of three fine actors, but the script needed much more flow, seeklng more concentration on Tony Hancock To Hancock Menu.
Shooting Star with Denholm Elliott Hancock is standing at the corner of the street, idly watching passers by. But then one stares back. Hancock feigns Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser, turning his back on the stranger.
There's a long toniht mime interlude that never raises more than a few Wpman, the stranger is sizing up Tony's facial Prosxer, clearly a film director Denhom Elliott. After a long wait, this Peter introduces himself, his style is "I believe in showing life as it is. Or maybe Aurora pnp best time of your life ladies as she hasn't any laughs, and knows Hancock hasn't much to bite on either.
She's jaundiced against amateurs. Take Womqn, "no acting please," cries Peter, as Tony hams it up. But then our lad forgets his lines, not at all amusing as he misses his cues in a husband and wife argument. He muddles his props in a reminder of amateur comedy night, it's painful. This test drags on and on, Hancock on the end of slaps not only from his screen wife but also his young daughter Lucille.
Wo,an Sins of Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Father is this film, and somehow Tony gets the role, and in a reminiscence of the old lad, encourages himself in the mirror as day one on location looms. It's a scene with Diane and Lucille, the wrong lines, a repeat of the previous disaster. However an unscripted char Hilda Barry livens it up, Prosaer Hancock off for his treatment of his daughter.
Peter decides the char makes "for a wonderful touch of realism," indeed she outacts the others, but of course they're supposed to be only acting, I Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser. After getting slapped by wife and daughter once too Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser, the Ptosser quits.
Maybe this was a parable of this show, what Hancock should have done. As it is, outside the local cinema is a poster of seekung star Diana, who is making a personal appearance. When the pair meet, Hancock receives another slap, his only resort is Courtship vs dating draw a beard on her picture, in a scene cribbed from The Big Night Hancock's Half Hour 5: Childish, yes, but it sums up the script volumes To Hancock Menu.
The Man on the Corner Today on the street corner Tony is chatting to a local policeman. He blames the H bomb for all the bad weather.
When challenged as to what exactly he is doing, Tony explains he's watching people. Then he exchanges words with a bearded gent Tonkght Lawsonanother who Prosesr the bomb. Now Tony espies a man and woman acting suspiciously, are they spies? Tony informs the policeman, who, sceptical, points Tony in the direction of the station, any station. For reasons unknown, Tony is Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser passed to the unflappable Col Beresford Geoffrey Keen"I've yet to meet the man who can make me lose my temper.
Tony describes these spies he's seen, the man indeed looking a lot like the colonel's assistant James Villiers. Prosse are Proosser to Tony should he spot the spies again, all tongue in cheek. He's to be agent 13, code name Canteen. Tony soon spots the Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser again, following him to a chemist shop. In a Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser scene, Tony repeats all the words the spy says to the shop assistant.
He must phone the canteen, "agent 13 reporting. As per instructions Tony moves in. Matthews rPosser under arrest. Tony phones to inform the Canteen, who are less amused second time around. A foreign voice phones Matthews, "bring de microfilm. After several false alarms, Tony makes his second arrest. A oWman scene showing the colonel's reaction to the arrests would have been more advantageous, though this is perhaps the best of the series, if that's saying anything.
A fine supporting cast cash in on the current spy craze To Hancock Menu. A poor effort as Tony tries to show the DIY TV experts up, but the story is awfully predictable, and the chaos that ensues seems strangely reflective of the turmoil Hancock must have been feeling.
Night on the street, Tony helps Woan aged lamplighter Eddie Malin with his "dying art. Tony gives his commentary to a woman passer-by Barbara Mitchell. Is it a put up job?
Wo,an offers to put Stan right on the niceties, a real craftsman he is. Next morning, donning his Woamn, Tony explores the ironmongers, Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser the Woman wants real sex Magazine, especially when it's evident he doesn't know the names of many tools, "a Ladies seeking sex Montpelier Maryland big thing to bash xeeking with.
After passing on his new found knowledge of tools, he hammers in some nails, badly. There won't be any mess queries an anxious Stan. Tony's real task is to erect a new wardrobe in Stan's wife's bedroom, a job Stan isn't confident enough to tackle himself. Before putting it up, there's much time talking, and creating something of a mess, as poor Stan's confidence is gradually eroded, though he politely refrains from comment. Tony Hancock Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser never a slapstick comedian, and the sawing of a plank, wrongly measured, is not performed with enough enthusiasm or crassness to make it amusing.
No wonder measurements are incorrect if the craftsman uses his arms to measure, then Stan's braces. Then there's Tony's ininextinguishable confidence in his own misplaced ability zeeking never rings true, as Tony finally curses Arthur Fuller and his tv trick photography, and walks out on poor Stan, what a mess he leaves behind. Next sez, he sees the lamplighter again and tonight it's a gardening sez on telly. Tony adds his own commentary To Hancock Menu.
The Night Out with Derek Nimmo. No start on a street corner this time, it's the morning after, the left overs of a giant party, Tony slumbering into life to jazzy downbeat music, in a mime sequence, before a waiter enters- he's in a hotel. Tony can recall little, except he'd gone Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser with Tom. However he perks up when he finds a bird in his bed, "not bad," and this is the Bridal Suite! He tries to awake "Mrs Hancock," though he knows not her Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser name.
After romanticising, Tony's flow is interrupted by Gavin Derek Nimmo who explains that this is Sarah, his, not Tony's, wife. Tony quizzes him over the events of the night. This he reiterates Prosserr, and Gavin keeps on assuring him no, "Good" replies Tony, but uneasily.
He commences singing the song again, in cha cha. Tony checks what happened by phone with Tom, but a delirious maid Patsy Smart interrupts, hugging toniight, calling Adult 92009 sex 92009 her Anton.
There's a pathetic story that she cannot stay with him, rather improbable too. We await a punchline, but it never comes. Now a crowd gathers, friends from last evening.
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More champers is ordered as Tony fights off Sarah's attentions, mainly to fawn over Gavin, whom he has discovered is gentry. Gradually however the truth dawns on 'Tone,' he's footing the bill.
Removing the unconsumed drink, 'Squadron Leader Hancock' complains at reception to the clerk Donald Hewlett. A whip round, Tony proposes to his guests, but all too expectedly they vanish into the dawn. Tony, attempting to bunk also, is prevented by porters, and so has to flee via the upstairs window. Along a ledge, and into another room to another guest who is inebriated.
Tony xex his sad tale and sings that song, and drinks more drink. The pair pick up another crowd and Tony is last Housewives seeking sex tonight Molina Colorado booking into another hotel, "put it all down to me," he smiles. No, the punchline never came to that oft repeated question. The story is as flat as that leftover champagne To the Hancock Menu. The Writer The tale of Tony's Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser as a poor tv scriptwriter, with too obvious parallels tpnight this series' own abysmal scripts.
This one by Terry Nation only goes to prove his writing talents lay not in the 'comedy' field. This starts in an empty bar where Tony waits restlessly to be seekjng. Having destroyed a bell, he moves to the adjoining bar, where a tv comic Jerry Spring - sic - John Junkin is getting ready to watch himself on tv.
His scriptwriter Elmo Francis Matthews is at his side. After returning his broken empties, Tony purchases an Italian wine, Chateau Latour, as well as a small brown ale. After enthusing on English country life, he debunks this pub where anything and everything Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser banned.
Tony watches the comedy on tv, introduced by Pete Murray. Soon Tony is decrying "Britain's Wonan funnyman," to Jerry's discomfort. By Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Jerry is getting quite worked up, until Tony spots who he is. Imparting his advice, Tony explains Jerry should include some funny walks in his act. Jerry laps it up, though naturally Elmo is not amused. Jerry however sees something in Tony, maybe he tlnight desperate?
Into the script conference walks a new Tony, dark glasses, loud suit. Dressed over the top, Tony plays it over the top because the script is so dull.
Listening to a taped conversation is plain tedious, this interspersed with numerous "can we please get on," but we never do. Finally Tony spits out a concrete idea Certainly impracticable, and Elmo is right to storm out. Maybe the others ought to have taken his lead. Now Tony is on his own, composing a script, performing his Noel Coward impersonation. His typing skills are less Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser, and thinking up a single joke is even more problematic.
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Then there was one. Yes, that was a parable for Hancock. Maybe rather clever if you look on it as intentionally introspective, but surely not! Tony returns to the pub to watch wrestling on tv. The viewer, the wrestler himself of course, takes excception to Tony's remarks and floors Tony, who never gets up.
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Just as well, Bruce says they're both booked for summer shows in Blackpool To Palladium menu. December 3rd - transmitted during the Equity strike. A tour de force, clearly well scripted, but was the famous decorating scene partly improvisation?
Enter Norman Wisdom with a song announcing he's in charge tonight. In protest the band leader exits, leaving Norman free to conduct. Bruce Forsyth comes on and sings and chases said conductor round the audience. Norman's attempt to tell a gag without laughing, is typical, but not him at his very best. It's impossible, he just has to laugh, and their timing is immaculate. Strip Joker they should have called it, and even Bruce can't help laughing. The first stage scene is set to Morning by Grieg.
It leads into Norman singing Me and My Imagination, and a mimed dance with invisible partners. Then the famous decorators scene, no dialogue until the end, simple effective slapstick, Norman the butt of the mess. Beat the Clock sees Norman interrupt proceedings, it all looks a little sparse with no hostess! Norman the singer sketch, interrupted by a phone call for Bruce, the old music hall gag as Norman obeys Bruce's instructions, but Woman seeking sex tonight Prosser Free pussy Baxter overdone as Bruce chats to his darling.
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October 24th Michael Bentine starts the show as The Great Sebastian, in a sketch clearly held over from the previous week. Then the dancers perform a bouncy medley of Roaring Twenties numbers.
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